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Tally bally ho! James Bond’s “Skyfall” gets reviewed! I say, sir!
Okay, so you’re wondering why there’s a picture of some sporuts here. Well, James Bond probably eats sprouts. Quite. Okay, Professional Moron just done and watched Skyfall today. This is a James Bond...
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Has The British Government Bugged Our Hamster?
Undercover agent Keith the Syrian Hamster examines Mr. Wapojif’s learned reading. Startling paranoia and mesmerising contempt for reality? How dare you judge our judgement! First, listen to the facts....
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The Very Best Of Robert Carlyle Being A Maniac In Films!
Robert Carlyle, noun. Definition: A softly spoken, polite Scotsman who has made a name for himself by scaring the bejeezus out of movie goers through his portrayal of psychopaths. Be very afraid....
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Goldeneye 007: 20th Anniversary for the Legendary N64 Classic
This game. This game! On August 25th, 1997, Goldeneye 007 launched on the N64 and the very fabric of reality seemed to take notice. This game was a monumental achievement, a first person shooter of...
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Goldfinger: “A martini. Shaken, not stirred.” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Gold? James Bond. Bond James. James Bond in bondage… oops, sorry we weren’t fantasising about anything there. We always thought Bond James was a bit of a slimeball really, although Scottish actor Sir...
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Goldeneye 007 (2010): Wii Remake of the Classic N64 FPS
Y’oreet, Bond? A decade ago, Eurocom was finalising a remake of the legendary Goldeneye 007—that was one of the Nintendo 64‘s flagships titles. How did that go, Mr. Bond? Goldeneye 007 (2010) Although...
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Agony Aunt: “My husband fancies himself as James Bond!”
Every human male wishes to be James Bond. He’s got the looks, an exciting job, he gets to shoot people, and babes hang off him like Christmas decorations. Unfortunately, not every human male can be...
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Goldeneye 007 Returns With Masterly FPS Action (flaws and all)
It’s back! After years of waiting, the legendary N64 title Goldeneye 007 has had an update from Rare to run on Xbox and the Nintendo Switch. With sharpened up graphics and a few tweaks here and there,...
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Goldfinger: “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!” Quote Off!
Good old Goldfinger (Gert Fröbe) in Goldfinger (1964) provided the world with a masterclass in a heavily delayed execution method: “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!” Despite letting a laser beam...
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